Friday, 30 March 2012

Kate Middleton's first ever public speech - does it get the royal seal of approval? [Video]

SkittleBrau: A podium or lectern that is set to the correct height would have been the first thing I would insist upon if no teleprompter was made available. This was a setup for failure. Whoever is handling her speaking engagements dropped the ball here.

heh heh...

that's a good one

\pretty dress
\\pretty hair, etc.


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Hottest ex-dentist rapper you'll see today [Cool]

busy chillin': further proof Vimeo commenters are the nicest people on the net.

While I tend to agree with you generally, do you honestly think if she looked like this:
i42.tinypic.com

instead of this:
i43.tinypic.com

that anyone would be white-knighting what is arguably very uninspired and monotonous music?

/the prosecution rests.


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It's nice to hang out in the Space Station, looking at auroras and listening to Puccini. Wait. What was that? (around 3:20) [Cool]





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New iPad holds up well against: B&N Nook, Lenovo A1, Acer Iconia A200. Does not hold up well against: Heckler & Koch HK33, Benelli M4 [Cool]





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Largest ship in North America, the MS Fabiola, a 1200' container ship capable of carrying 12,500 containers, 50 miles of them if laid end to end, with her crew of 21 has just entered San Francisco Bay. And you are there [Video]

If you have ever wanted to hear a 100 Tesla magnetic field scream, today is your lucky, and eerie, day. (1:35) [Cool]





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Thursday, 29 March 2012

Just for kicks, here are all 234 of Lionel Messi's goals [Video]





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Cool video of Earth & Stars from the ISS [Video]





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Got half-an-hour to kill? Here's some Frank Zappa at The Roxy, 1973 [Cool]

AlwaysRightBoy: Subby, you have + a million coming from me.

/only started to go to his gigs in 1977.

George Duke? That's not George Duke. It's GEORGE FARKING DUKE!!!

Almost same lineup w/ JLP on violin.

SYDNEY 1973 (new window)

Check out 'Zappa Stockholm' or' Zappa Sweden' on YT for more from that lineup


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Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot [Scary]





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You will believe a man can fly [Cool]





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If you've never heard "Sweet Home Alabama" played on Tesla coils, today's your lucky day [Cool]





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Wednesday, 28 March 2012

A new genre has been born: Diaper jive [Amusing]

LesserEvil: This kid did it first...

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Came here to post this. Beat me to it.

It's about 15 years too late to call it a new genre.


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The legends return. SHMHC presents Cannibal Corpse with Encased in Concrete [Video]

Snapper Carr: Satosuke: CC still feels pretty damn boring and monotonous to me

Alex Webster's an insanely talented bassist (example) (new window) which makes me wonder what the rest of the band is capable of if they wanted to get more complex - of course they wouldn't be Cannibal Corpse if that happened)

I'll readily admit that the individual bandmembers, especially Webster, are quite talented. It just feels like that talent is wasted on a formula what was interesting and darkly funny the first few times but has since gotten old. Actually, I'd say their formula doesn't hold up, but one just needs to point to their sales figures and fanbase to counter that argument.

I dunno, I just wish they'd do more lyrically. It's not like the horror genre is all that limited: they could do a concept album on war atrocities or ancient Aztecs or cultist leaders...y'know, actual effort, and not this running around throwing fake blood everywhere going LOOK AT US!!! WE'RE CONTROVERSIAL!!!

/Dragonforce too; someone get them a competent lyricist before they break through any more walls of fire and pain to reach the great beyond of glory for all time.


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Watch a blond try to reason through how long it will take to travel 80 miles while driving at a rate of 80 mph. Difficulty: involve running time, vehicle weight, tire pressure and "whacking it in half" [Amusing]

Mister Rogers would have been 84 today. Onions, dust and so forth [Video]





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I'm pregnant and I know it [Interesting]

Snapper Carr: MENSTRUATION: Snapper Carr: [i1127.photobucket.com image 600x449]

Does not approve

/morbidly funny if you know the backstory

I like morbidly funny. Can you give a hint?

The coffin is the girl's dead baby, born 3 months premature because the stupid girl didn't realize she was pregnant and had been happily oblivious as continued to smoke and drink and take copious amounts of drugs to such an extent that it killed her baby.)

So she didn't eated it?

Morbidly funny in the context of this thread.

Nice sweatshirt on her farkbuddy there.


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There are dick moves, and then there are hilarious dick moves [Amusing]





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Tuesday, 27 March 2012

Jimmy Fallon does 12 comedy impressions in 2 minutes. Amazingly dead on [Video]





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Never before has such a large amount of parallel parking fail been squeezed into such a little car [Fail]





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Why am I just hearing about this NOW? [Fail]





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And the Oscar for the worst flop in basketball history goes to Mick Pennisi [Fail]





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We'll drop the puck for the face off in tonight's Devils/Rangers game as soon as we get a few fights out of the way [Video]





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The most adorable video of an ugly-ass baby sea otter being groomed that you'll see all day [Cool]

NEWJERSEYFARKTAG: Oh hell with it, I would hit that tell she screamed DARWEN !!!

Fortunately, Fark is free of grammar and spelling nazis. You should be cool here.

That being said, I would wreck that shiat so bad that Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it.


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Monday, 26 March 2012

The best video of an 800lb, 98 ft long paper airplane you'll see all day [Cool]

NEWJERSEYFARKTAG: If it got up to 98mph that doesn't make it 98 feet long. Is that blond in the 80mph video the subbie !?!

Uh, it's time dilation. Yeah, that's it.

/not subby
//not blond either


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I present to you: Ratatouille, the snowboarding opossum [Silly]

hudef: Some PETA persons would oppose possession of an opossum. But just imagine the possumbilities?

It seems a PETA person has voted this down.

/Subby tips his Rabbit hat in your general direction, PETA person!


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Oh, to tread the hallowed halls of academia, to continue the ancient tradition of Universitas, to get wild-ass drunk and smash an Oldsmobile [Amusing]





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130 episodes of The Simpsons, running simultaneously side-by-side for three minutes and 20 seconds. Why? Why not? [Video]





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Wheelchair bungee jumping. Subby's spotted one flaw with their choice of venue [Video]

Is it the trees, subby?

Did you know that perspective becomes more flattened when you view with long distance lens such a binoculars?

Those trees could be over 60 feet away from the landing zone and it would seem like 10 through the binocks.


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I wonder how it tastes like (Some NSFW language) [Amusing]

factoryconnection: Perhaps is it an unadulterated quote, directly from the linked video. I also pick grammar nits, and yet I recognize the reason for this one.

You're right, I DNWTFV first. My bad.

WorldCitizen: Tip to Grammar Nazis: Click and watch the link before you allow your blood pressure to rise and start trying to correct subby's grammar.

/not subby.

You're right, but you've gotta admit, we've got a lot of illiterate subbies lately. And apparently a lot of drunk modmins willing to indulge that. It's easy to assume the worst, since it's so often the case now. It was probably funny last year, but it's gotten pretty tired by now. A year ago, I would have checked first, now I just assume the subby is careless or a dumbass. Sometimes I'm wrong.


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