Sunday, 22 April 2012

Touchscreen pay phones are coming to NYC, which still doesn't solve the problem of having to actually touch them [Spiffy]

I have a pay phone in my kitchen.

Brother works for the phone company. When they started taking public pay phones out of service, he swiped a couple and gave them away. Phone is rigged to work without money, and any coins put in the slot just drop to the money return. Works great.

He has a full phone booth with working phone in his basement.


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Apple to build largest private fuel cell energy project, a nonpolluting, silent power plant that will generate electricity from hydrogen. The hydrogen, of course, will magically appear out of nowhere [Obvious]

It's Easter, so here's some Christian Metal for your SMHC: Prog-Trash band Believer rocks your blessed socks off with "Sanity Obscure" [Video]





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Drug-resistant malaria is spreading rapidly. It's enough to make you shiver [Scary]





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Saturday, 21 April 2012

"Males can also achieve mating success by giving crappy gifts, as long as they are well-wrapped" [Interesting]

... but wrapping up my crappy gift inhibits mating success, strictly speaking.

/I got the Irish wit, coloration... and everything else.


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Just what you need for the internet. A computer monitor that watches you slouch.. and that other thing you do all the time [Interesting]

Yuri Futanari: Will it scold me in a sexy lady voice? Tell me how naughty I'm being? Cause if so then we may have something here.

"Smith! 6079 Smith W.! Yes, you! Bend lower, please! You can do better than that. You're not trying. Lower, please! That's better, comrade. Now stand at ease, the whole squad, and watch me."

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How Netflix generates its recommendations [Interesting]





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Someone made a video game based on that cool vector graphics flyby scene from "Escape from New York" [Cool]





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NASA seems to have been covering up what looked like a UFO from the last shuttle mission. It happened during their live, public feed. They blamed it on lens flare. They weren't saying it was aliens. But it was aliens [Weird]

Your mama's so fat, her kids will grow up to be computer programmers [Interesting]





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Friday, 20 April 2012

Curves, 1940s style [Spiffy]





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Google announces new Floor Plan app for inside directions, extending its efforts to ensure no one ever has to understand or even be aware of their surroundings ever again [Spiffy]





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Horse rescues horse [Cool]

fatbear: If the "video" is just a video of a slideshow...is it a video or a slideshow?

Yeah. It's not a video, per say -- but it's a nice story. It's like a sweet power point how horse rule.


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If Titanic 3D doesn't do it for you, I guarantee that Titanic Super 3D will [Cool]

Britney Spear's Speculum: meh (new window)

I thought your meh was a rote, snarky meh much like my comment, but now I realize how much I want to see Ice Age in 5-D


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Men eating berries may lower Parkinson's risk. No word on the health benefits of twigs [Interesting]

Paging John Smallberries.

John Smallberries to thread 7039788, please.

/It's Big bootay!

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108-year-old Holocaust survivor still plays a mean piano, and has a great attitude about life [Sappy]

TheMega: Sort'a brings a tear to the eye that you can't go run out, find a Nazi and kick him in the balls real hard. One of those 3-step wind up kicks.

Don't fret. Everytime she taps a piano key, it might as well be a German version of "Owww, My Balls!"


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Thursday, 19 April 2012

What happens when Pikachu goes to New York city with a drum machine [Obvious]

An ass-kicking is my first guess...

/Off to watch the video now.

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The most complex Rube Goldberg machine in history takes 300 steps to inflate and pop a balloon. Of course there's video [Spiffy]





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Cosplayer asked to leave PAX due to her outfit. It's okay, she can stay at Subby'splace as long as she wants (image somewhat NSFW) [Stupid]





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If more people were one-tenth as awesome as this young man is, we would live in a much better world [Cool]





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Lego. Shaun of the Dead. That is all [Spiffy]





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You'd think UFOs would have improved WAY past the flying saucer shape by now, what with modern technology and all. You'd be wrong [Cool]





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Wednesday, 18 April 2012

The best highlight of the Orioles' opening day victory? The Batman streaker being chased by 9 cops. (bonus: spiffy policeman open field tackle) [Video]





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12-mile-high Martian dust devil caught in the act. Taz unavailable for comment [Cool]

Bag of Hammers: Sorry about, but in his defense he was just looking for Oreos.

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Choc O's. DC doesn't want to get sued.

/Didja ever read the JLI in which Booster Gold and Blue Beetle hid all of Jonn's Choc O's?
//Pure. Comedy. Gold.


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No one ever expects a flash haka [Cool]





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Look Who's Stalking Too [Followup]

chopit: Who thought that letting the world know where you are any any given moment would be a bad idea?

This. The AWs are just reaping what they've sown.


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The sexiest, curviest models from the upcoming NY International Auto Show. Fark: They're all cars [Spiffy]





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How is babby formed? This mathematical model from conception to birth might just be the creepiest thing you'll see...well, ever [Interesting]





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It doesn't matter whether or not you like RC planes, this is impressive [Cool]





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Tuesday, 17 April 2012

Pictures from the show floor of PAX East 2012 -- now with 100% more breakdancing zombies [Cool]





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Changes in Earth's orbit 55 million years ago triggered severe global warming. The Sun was there [Interesting]





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Pinterest, whatever the hell that is, is now the 3rd largest social network on the nets [PSA]





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How do you say "you got pwned, epic fail" in Chinese? [Cool]





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Behind the scenes with new Bond girl Berenice Marlohe. Bere nice, indeed [Video]

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Eh...she's alright.

(she's f*cking gorgeous)

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Either a Tim and Eric sketch or a real commercial for a small business in Sacramento [Weird]

at the 38 second mark you can see where they went from one clip to another.

At some point this was edited and they decided HERE and nowhere else do we need to edit this.

Seriously he could have gone to the local community college and got some people to help him out for free.

Whiz Khalifa should sue him for copywright infringement, take his taxi and supe it up.


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Monday, 16 April 2012

Seven inventors killed by their inventions; Slideshow creator surprisingly absent [Interesting]





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Towing a semi up a treacherous snow-covered mountain road. What could possibly go wrong? [Fail]





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Researcher finds that he's unable to verify 47 of 53 of major cancer studies. Still no cure for...wait a minute [Sad]





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Out of two organic lumps of Wolverine, what decides which one would regenerate to full Wolverine? [Interesting]





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Ten gorgeous vixens pose for foxy photo spread in the great outdoors (probably safe for work) [Cool]





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Vet removes golf ball from snake after making the perfect slice [Spiffy]

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: It's a wild rat snake. There's no reason to keep those things alive.

maybe to eats rats, dumbsh*t

Rat snakes are blights on the habitats they invade. They kill off birds and destroy nesting habitats.

And there are hundreds of thousands of them, if not millions, wherever you see one.

So go fark yourself, dumbsh*t.


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Sunday, 15 April 2012

The world's top ten food markets. Toronto takes top honours for its outstanding emporium of back-bacon and poutine [Unlikely]





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The best precious snowflake art of space you're going to see today [Cool]

Cyno01: [www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net image 419x329]

*Shakes angry fist*

dammyooo!

Ding! Ding! Here comes the shiatmobile!


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Baseball blind -sided cheap shot - keep your eye on 2nd base [Video]





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Original pitch-reel for the Muppet Show is delightfully bonkers [Video]

phenn: There was absolutely no weed smoking going on with that team of creatives.

Nope. No sir.

;-)

What's wrong in believing that people are just that screwloose naturally to begin with? You'd be surprised, and somewhat fearful, of how some creative types are without chemical additives.


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Ever wanted to watch a dragster try a road course? [Amusing]





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Tiny new silicon110 GHz phased array transmitter developed. Scienticians say it's wahffer-thin, won't bust budgets or explode under pressure [Spiffy]





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Saturday, 14 April 2012

To his dying day, Steve Jobs absolutely hated Google for allegedly copying iPhone technology verbatim during Android development [Interesting]





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Someone stitched together every window shot from Hitchcock's 'Rear Window' into a single time-lapse of the film [Cool]

August11: That was great Subby. Thanks.

But only a tiny Grace Kelly. Awww. I watch the film once per year because of her. Bonus: in the film she is a fearless badass...

...with a wardrobe I'd kill for!

GREAT find, subby!


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Your April Fool's SHMHC is brought to you by Scatterbrain goofin' on classic riffs with "Down With the Ship" [Amusing]





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30 geeky Easter eggs too good to hide [Cool]

Galaxie500: Captain Falcon?

(Nice to see Ness making an appearance...that game is so under-appreciated.)

See, until I realized it was all Nintendo characters, I thought it was Viewtiful Joe.

/can't be the only one to remember that...


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In honor of the recent announcement about a sequel to "Anchorman: the Legend of Ron Burgundy," a local NBC affiliate actually assembles a news team [Amusing]





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Bobby Knight: Talking college basketball makes me sleepy [Video]

Rickenbacker: I think Knight handled that well. What if you fell asleep, and woke up with Digger Phelps poking you?

Like I said, he just needs to lie back, close his eyes and try to enjoy it.


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Friday, 13 April 2012

The best cover of Hall and Oates 'I Can't Go For That' that you will hear today [Spiffy]





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Yet another cop threatens to tase and arrest someone for filming with their phone in public [Dumbass]





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Cool under fire test: PASSED [Scary]





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Denmark named happiest country as most men start off the morning by nibbling on a Danish [Spiffy]





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3rd grader hits half court buzzer beater to make the score 21-4. Team gets victory, coach gets award for lack of sportsmanship [Video]





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High school baseball brawl caught on camera by giggly teenage girls. Bonus: Serious irate on-the-field parent action. (language Not safe for work) [Video]





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Glow in the dark soldiers in my Civil War? It's more likely than you'd think [Interesting]





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Thursday, 12 April 2012

On the tee: Gilmore, Happy (Clap, clap, clap) [Video]

musicmanboston: they have a charity (i think) round on the Par 3 course to start the festivities. it has become tradition for the pros to try and skim a ball on the water on that hole.

Eh, you're close. The Par 3 competition is on Wednesday, and it's just a relaxed kick-off to the Masters. A lot of guys will have their kids caddie for them, and they still get Augusta crystal for holes-in-one. The pin on 9 is set so anything hit close has a chance to funnel down to the hole.

The televised part of the Par 3 contest is mainly an excuse for people like me to watch Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, and Gary Player go out as a threesome and talk trash to each other.

Skipping the ball, on the other hand, is something guys do during their practice rounds, and it's on the main course, at 16.


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Las Vegas nearly had a life-sized Starship Enterprise. It's as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in despair and were suddenly silenced [Sad]





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