/I got the Irish wit, coloration... and everything else.
Saturday, 21 April 2012
"Males can also achieve mating success by giving crappy gifts, as long as they are well-wrapped" [Interesting]
Just what you need for the internet. A computer monitor that watches you slouch.. and that other thing you do all the time [Interesting]
"Smith! 6079 Smith W.! Yes, you! Bend lower, please! You can do better than that. You're not trying. Lower, please! That's better, comrade. Now stand at ease, the whole squad, and watch me."

Friday, 20 April 2012
Men eating berries may lower Parkinson's risk. No word on the health benefits of twigs [Interesting]
John Smallberries to thread 7039788, please.
/It's Big bootay!
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To his dying day, Steve Jobs absolutely hated Google for allegedly copying iPhone technology verbatim during Android development [Interesting]
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Friday, 6 April 2012
10 reasons naked mole rats will inherit the Earth. Apparently looking like a wang is an evolutionary advantage [Interesting]
Thank you, sir. I came here specifically for this.
/dayum, Kim be hot
Thursday, 5 April 2012
After its security goons impersonate the police and ransack a guy's house, Apple makes the resulting lawsuit disappear. See, the iPhone really is magical [Interesting]
- step outside your home, and close the door behind you.
- "Do you have a warrant?"
- if answer is anything other than "yes" and a presentation of signed, legal documents, then you respond "please fark off until you do. And get off my property in 30 seconds or i will have you prosecuted for trespassing."
- go back into your home, close the door, and call a lawyer.
Wednesday, 28 March 2012
I'm pregnant and I know it [Interesting]
Does not approve
/morbidly funny if you know the backstory
I like morbidly funny. Can you give a hint?
The coffin is the girl's dead baby, born 3 months premature because the stupid girl didn't realize she was pregnant and had been happily oblivious as continued to smoke and drink and take copious amounts of drugs to such an extent that it killed her baby.)
So she didn't eated it?
Morbidly funny in the context of this thread.
Nice sweatshirt on her farkbuddy there.
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