Bobby Knight: Talking college basketball makes me sleepy [Video]

Rickenbacker: I think Knight handled that well. What if you fell asleep, and woke up with Digger Phelps poking you?

Like I said, he just needs to lie back, close his eyes and try to enjoy it.

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After its security goons impersonate the police and ransack a guy's house, Apple makes the resulting lawsuit disappear. See, the iPhone really is magical [Interesting]

It's very simple, people:

- step outside your home, and close the door behind you.
- "Do you have a warrant?"
- if answer is anything other than "yes" and a presentation of signed, legal documents, then you respond "please fark off until you do. And get off my property in 30 seconds or i will have you prosecuted for trespassing."
- go back into your home, close the door, and call a lawyer.

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