Vet removes golf ball from snake after making the perfect slice [Spiffy]

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: It's a wild rat snake. There's no reason to keep those things alive.

maybe to eats rats, dumbsh*t

Rat snakes are blights on the habitats they invade. They kill off birds and destroy nesting habitats.

And there are hundreds of thousands of them, if not millions, wherever you see one.

So go fark yourself, dumbsh*t.

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After analyzing octopus non-verbal behavior, scientists able to discover what they are really thinking. Consensus: octopi are dicks [Amusing]

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After its security goons impersonate the police and ransack a guy's house, Apple makes the resulting lawsuit disappear. See, the iPhone really is magical [Interesting]

It's very simple, people:

- step outside your home, and close the door behind you.
- "Do you have a warrant?"
- if answer is anything other than "yes" and a presentation of signed, legal documents, then you respond "please fark off until you do. And get off my property in 30 seconds or i will have you prosecuted for trespassing."
- go back into your home, close the door, and call a lawyer.

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